Drunken Santa

Get ready for an explosive holiday experience with our game, where New Year's fireworks and thrilling explosions await you at every turn. This isn't your typical holiday game; it's a wild ride through the festive season!

Christmas is around the corner, and Santa's on a mission to deliver gifts on time. But this isn't your ordinary Santa; he's driving an armored jet sleigh, speeding through the city on Christmas Eve, ramming and crashing into cars, buses, and giant heavy multi-ton trucks. It's chaos, it's fun, and it's all about spreading holiday cheer in the most unconventional way!

Our game is packed with features that will keep you on the edge of your seat:

• Realistic armored jet sleigh handling
• Liquid sleigh repair nanokits cleverly hidden in whiskey bottles
• Unique crash physics for an immersive experience
• Wrecks and explosions that light up the night
• A beautifully rendered night city on Christmas Eve
• Plenty of cars to destroy with your gift-throwing antics
• A variety of sled models to choose from
• Amazing, realistic graphics that bring the holiday madness to life
• Robust and painfully truthful Christmas traffic simulations
• Achievements and leaderboards to compete with friends and the world
• Easy controls for seamless gameplay
• Love, happiness, and Christmas cheers in every corner
• Awesome sound design to enhance your gaming experience
• Options for both offline and online play
• A great variety of traffic, including buses, SUVs, and heavy trucks

And if you love what you see, rest assured, we're committed to adding even more exciting content in the future!

Gameplay

Your mission is to wreck other cars to earn points. The more successive wrecks and combos you pull off, the more bonus points you'll rack up. Use liquid sleigh repair nanokits to restore your health and keep the chaos going. Aim to earn the most points and see where you stand on the world leaderboard.

While we had grand plans for our game, some features didn't make the cut. You won't find:

• A way to order a taxi - Santa Claus drives himself
• Many different levels
• Multi-language support
• Real car driving experience
• Existing modern supercars or muscle cars
• Dangerous overtakes
• Burning asphalt - it's winter, after all
• Match-3 gameplay
• Real car sounds
• Police chases - everyone loves Santa
• Guns and gunplay (though we might add a Santa bazooka later)
• Real, ridiculously expensive elite cars
• Donald Trump

We also couldn't implement:

• Smashing enemies with swords
• Defeating and killing monsters and bosses
• Leveling up heroes
• Racing a real brand sports car on busy streets
• Buying new cars - Santa only drives sleighs
• Upgrading or leveling up cars - Santa sticks to his sleigh
• Becoming the best driver
• Doing tricks and stunts - Santa prioritizes safety (and enjoys his booze)

Despite these omissions, you're in for a treat with real holiday madness and plenty of crazy, awesome moments. Explosions, presents, and Christmas spirits are all part of the package!

In our humble opinion, this is the best holiday game of 2017 and, although we may be biased, possibly even the best Christmas game of 2018! We'd also like to think we've created the best racing game of 2017 and 2018, though it's not strictly a racing game. Oh well.

P.S. The developers in no way condone or approve of Santa Claus's actions in this game. Please abide by traffic laws.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year! Cheers!

What's New in the Latest Version 0.0.5

Last updated on Dec 12, 2017

• Increased speed sleigh! Now Santa is hurrying even faster!
• Added new machines.